Men Wearing UGG Boots

I'm sorry, but if you are a man and you own a pair of UGG boots, you should find the receipt and return them. I was shopping this past weekend and there in the middle of the Polo section in Belk was a man with long, grey hair wearing jeans TUCKED INTO HIS UGG BOOTS. Yes, I used tucked in and UGG boots in the same sentence as the word man. This should never happen. As soon as I saw him, I immediately told my sister to get picture confirmation. So she stalked him around the store, getting extremely close to him and eventually producing an acceptable photo, which I have attached. As someone brought up, the boots could be acceptable in arctic temperatures where warm boots are necessary to live or whatever. People, that was not the case with this man. WE WERE IN BIRMINGHAM, ALA. I was horrified. My sister was horrified. You should be horrified.