I love leggings just as much as the next person. They are comfy. In fact, I am wearing some right now. However, unlike many of you, I'm wearing shorts over them. I'm sure the people like myself are thinking, "Now Maggie...why wouldn't you wear shorts over them? It's not like your leggings are a substitute for pants." exactly. Leggings. Are. Not. Pants. For some people, lots of people, too many people...they are. Yeah, yeah it's comfortable, but you know what? Wearing a diaper and peeing on myself is super comfortable too and I don't do that in public. My principal made a rule when I was in high school that unless they had pockets, they weren't considered pants. At the time, I was just mad because that meant I still had to wear a skirt that was almost to my knees even if leggings were worn underneath. Now you people think it's OK to wear a normal-sized t-shirt with just leggings. Well let me tell you something. When you do that, I can see your butt. And any other crevice you happen to have. Some of you must be under the impression that I, and others you walk past, enjoy it. You are mistaken. A good number of you should not be wearing leggings at all as it is most certainly not a good look for you. Others wear the leggings with UGG boots, which is weird because although your feet are probably toasty, your barely-covered legs are not. So, here are some guidelines that you all should follow because lately your fashion sense has been lacking.
1. Wearing leggings as your only means of bottom-half covering should be reserved for the privacy of your own home.
2. Big t-shirts do not count as dresses unless they legitimately cover half of your thigh (and unless you ordered an XL, this probably does not apply).
3. If you must go against everything that is right in the world and wear only leggings, please make sure they are in no way transparent. Yes, I saw you and no, it was not pretty.
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