Monday, March 22, 2010

Pimp My Ride

So clearly this bumper sticker is horrific just like the rest of the car, which had crap piled up in the backseat. Included in the junk was a child's car seat turned upside down. So however hot this mom is, she's not very good at her job. The saddest part was that this car was spotted in a Wal-Mart parking lot, where all trashy things seem to accumulate. I just wish I had been able to get a look at the supposed MILF to see if the sticker was truthful. Bottom line: If this was your car, take it off. To the other "hot moms" in the club, please stop. You're embarrassing yourself.Going along with the car theme, up next is this blue beauty. I love Polo, and to see it on this car hurt my heart. In the life book of rules, it states that clothing labels should not be duplicated on any vehicle's surface or apholstery. I would like to add that this car was already ugly before the huge polo horse was placed on it. I'm currently upset that whoever drives this was grocery shopping at the extremely clean and classy Kroger I also shop at. Before now I thought of it as a place only the most normal people went, but I was wrong. Also, who is going to want to buy that? Exactly. No one. It's like a tattoo. Once you get it, it never goes away and you regret it for the rest of your life. That's how the owner of this Mercury Grand Marquis must feel about that tattoo on his ride.

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